When John Travolta called Idina Menzel “Adele Dazeem” at the Oscars, he created a new standard for superstardom: You’re no one until you’ve had your name mangled by a confused, squinting John Travolta. What’s your Travoltified name? Find out with our handy widget! In case you missed it last night:…
I’M MACKENZIE PARKEEM! Dreadful.
Anya Phillips. I could rock that.
Jasmine Lopeez. Seriously you’re going to change my ethnicity and not even spell it right wtf.
"Olivier Herdson." PSEUDONYM ACTIVATE.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.